World Cyber Games National Tournament: Day One

World Cyber Games National Tournament: Day One

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Bayonetta's Tokyo Game Show Trailer

Well, you know me. I'm really looking forward to this. So it comes as no surprise that I'm posting more Bayonetta awesomeness

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Hell yes, I want me some of that. January can't come any faster, damned it. Credit to lucasciclope.

In other news, the New York Anime Festival takes off tomorrow, and I'm gonna be reporting there. Pretty cool, eh? I'm gonna focus on the World Cyber Games national tournaments, but there is a lot of shit going down this weekend aside from just that. I'm making myself a schedule in hopes of catching as much of it as possible, and will be reporting at night. Wish me luck!

Early look: Tales of Graces

Early look: Tales of Graces

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First 15 minutes of Bayonetta

UPDATE!!!!

Sega's Ninja Lawyers, I swear. They took it down pretty much the same day.

Anyway, let me give a somewhat brief and vague description, at least.

The trailer starts off with the old "long since erased" intro, with Bayonetta and Jeanne looking into the far-off moon. An army of angels is fast approaching, and the camera turns to reveal both of the women, standing on a falling clock tower, ready to fight. And fight they do. Holy shit it's cool. As they fight, (and it looks like you actually control Bayonetta in this sequence), you hear about the backstory between clans. Some dispute arose between them, which caused a rift, which led to a war. The Umbra clan was victorious, until they were targetted by common folk and murdered during witch hunts. The Umbra witches were wiped out. All save for one.

Switch to modern day. We have Bayonetta, (in a nun outfit), praying in a graveyard. Enzo, a greasy italian "buisnessman", is talking all sorts of shit. (I swear, his lines are fucking hilarious). Apparently, Bayonetta is summoning the angels down to her, and they respond, with more hilarity from Enzo.

She dashes into the air, kicks ass, and transforms (bombastically), into the outfit we know and love her for. More fighting and Rodin rises from the grave (with a coffin full of guns). Talking, teasing, and still more fighting, and that concludes the intro, and the game dives into more action.

*****

I am literally watching this as I post. So freakin' sweet!

Holy shit it's awesome. I can't tell you how badly I want this game. The second coming of action, indeed.

And here is part 2! Props to Rikarikachu from Youtube for the upload.

For the Lulz

God Hand is awesome. So much so, in fact, that it needs to be said again. God Hand is awesome.

Even the ending credits are awesome. Bow down to the overwhelming (and Hilarious) awesomeness that is God Hand. You cannot resist.

Your brain is no doubt trying to catch up from being smoked by awesomeness. It's okay, it happens to everyone.

Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. Awesomeness I'm not gonna buy

Look, Tomonobu Itagaki is a massive dick. Just absolutely massive. Arrogant to a fault, with no sense of respect for anyone who is not himself, especially towards developers in his same genre.

But, he developed for the X-box 360, and I don't intend to buy a PS3 until it's actually reasonably priced.

So it sucks that, now that Tecmo gave Itagaki the boot, Ninja Gaiden 2 is getting ported over the the PS3 with extra boss fights, new enemies, new weapons, and three new fucking characters.

Oh, well. It looks pretty badass. And you know what they say; you can't win them all.